NFL Kickers and Punters threatening to break NFLPA ranks

Feb 09, 2011 5 Comments

The NFL season has concluded and the Packers Super Bowl victory is almost a distant memory.  Overshadowing another great regular and post season is the pending NFL Labor dispute and a potential lockout. One of the main points of contention is the owner’s insistence on an 18 game season and the player’s resistance to this move.

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With the exception of Antonio Cromartie’s rant the player’s association has largely shown a united front in pursuing a new fair and balanced labor contract.  However, there is potential trouble brewing within the NFLPA.

Sports-glutton.com has learned from an unnamed source working for a publication similar to The Onion that NFL kickers and punters are threatening to break ranks if the NFLPA doesn’t agree to an 18 game season and/or there is a lockout.   The principle bone of contention here being that kickers and punters want the additional two games added to the regular season with the hope of increasing their salaries.  Their demand seems reasonable, especially since kickers and punters are usually on the lower end of the pay scale.  Additionally, their bodies aren’t usually subject to the brutal punishment experienced by other NFL players and most injuries are self-inflicted (Bill Gramatica).

At this time the player’s association doesn’t seem overly concerned since kickers and punters are an easily replaceable group of players (the sole exception being Adam Vinatieri).  However, our source also tells us that “Kicters” (the formal name given to the kickers and punters alliance) are a united group and are actively lobbying for the league’s long-snappers to join them. “There is currently a shortage of long-snappers in the country and the NFLPA is concerned that if the Kicters are able to woo these important position players into their group, the Kicters might gain a previously unheard amount of leverage within the player’s association,” says our unnamed source.

It would be understandable if the long-snappers side with the Kicters since they too have limited playing time and would financially benefit from an 18 game schedule.

Although it is unclear how the NFLPA plans to keep the long-snappers from joining the Kicters ranks, the fractioning of the player’s association can only enhance the owner’s leverage going forward. 

We’ll keep you informed of any additional news on this matter as it never becomes available.

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5 Responses to “NFL Kickers and Punters threatening to break NFLPA ranks”

  1. Jeremy Heneghan says:

    I never would have thought of this! It’ll be really interesting to see if they do get the long snappers to join in, what kind of pull they could have. Great story!

  2. sportsglutton says:

    Time will only tell. :-)

    Cheers!

  3. The Sports Minion says:

    Anytime I can relive Gramatica’s celebration injury, I’m happy. I always thought one of the best jobs has to be an NFL punter, it would be interesting to see what would happen if they decided to strike. Would there be a Vince Papale-type process to find new kicters?

  4. sportsglutton says:

    If the kicters are locked out as well as the other players they should restrict the replacement kicters to 300 lb plus players. There is just something funny about watching bumbling fat men attempting to kick a ball.

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