Monday Morning Humor

Apr 09, 2012 21 Comments

Ladies, I’m assuming that you’ve all heard your fair share of ridiculous pickup lines, but I’ll bet you’ve never heard any of these before…

What’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever delivered or received?  Did it work?

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21 Responses to “Monday Morning Humor”

  1. The Mom Chef says:

    Ahhhh, laughing out loud first thing (well, not quite first) in the morning. I love it. No, thank goodness, I’ve never heard any of those. Though, my now-husband’s first words to me were, “I don’t know; how strange are you?”

  2. Sissi says:

    I think I have never heard anything which could compare to those! Hilarious!

  3. Eri says:

    ahahaha! I have to write them down!!

  4. Tina@flourtrader says:

    You are right, I have never heard of these! These guys do have a quick wit and I can be pretty hilarious, I had not seen this episode. Usually most pick up lines I have heard so lacked in originality and so not clever.

  5. bitsandbreadcrumbs says:

    I’m still laughing so hard I can’t even think of any pick-up lines I’ve had that were worse than these! As always, thanks for making my Monday start off with a laugh, Jed!

  6. 1domesticgoddess says:

    Damn funny! Pick up lines were always so cheesy.
    Are your feet tired? you’ve been running through my mind all night.
    I wanna pour barbeque sauce on you and work you like a rib. (yes, seriously)
    I’ll let you figure out if they worked or not.

  7. sprint2thetable says:

    LOL! I was laughing so hard I snorted. At least people in my office already think I’m weird…

  8. Joanne Ozug says:

    LMAO! My favorite was the first one. Good stuff! Fortunately no one has ever tried a pickup line on me…or at least, I’ve blocked it from my memory HAHA.

  9. Caroline says:

    I miss this show!!! I completely forgot about it, but used to watch it all of the time. Can’t say I’ve ever been picked up with a Dr. Seuss rhyme, but think it’s pretty funny.

  10. ChrisHumpherys (@SportsChump) says:

    You must have stars on your underwear because your ass is out of this world.

  11. ChgoJohn says:

    I watched that show up until they took the reruns off of the air a few months ago. Like your clip today, some very funny stuff. Have a great Monday, Jed!

  12. Aimee@clevermuffin says:

    That was fantastic!! Your Monday humour is my Tuesday with the time difference and I needed that before work this morning :)

  13. hotlyspiced says:

    Aren’t they clever! How do they come up with rhyming lines like that so quickly!

  14. thecompletecookbook says:

    Brilliant – they are awesome to be able to think so quickly on their feet!
    :-) Mandy

  15. Liz says:

    These crack me up! The lines I’ve heard are not nearly as creative :)

  16. Eva Taylor says:

    I miss that show, those dudes were so freakin’ creative and smart. Did you know Colin Mochrie is Canadian?

  17. Sam's Sports Brief says:

    This is hilarious!!! Great find! I loved the Drew Carey one.

  18. Chica Andaluza says:

    Brilliant – and how on earth do they think them up so quick?! Actually, anyone who could make me laugh would have stood a little chance with me ;)

  19. Baseball Serendipity says:

    LMAO this is hilarious! These guys are the best! I haven’t seen the show in years. Thanks for posting!

  20. janet says:

    A guy held two melons up in front of his chest and asked me 1. Are they the right size. And 2. How long should he boil them so they’d be sure they were fully cooked?

    No it didn’t work.

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