By Jed Gray
Ladies, I’m assuming that you’ve all heard your fair share of ridiculous pickup lines, but I’ll bet you’ve never heard any of these before…
What’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever delivered or received? Did it work?
Ahhhh, laughing out loud first thing (well, not quite first) in the morning. I love it. No, thank goodness, I’ve never heard any of those. Though, my now-husband’s first words to me were, “I don’t know; how strange are you?”
I think I have never heard anything which could compare to those! Hilarious!
ahahaha! I have to write them down!!
You are right, I have never heard of these! These guys do have a quick wit and I can be pretty hilarious, I had not seen this episode. Usually most pick up lines I have heard so lacked in originality and so not clever.
I’m still laughing so hard I can’t even think of any pick-up lines I’ve had that were worse than these! As always, thanks for making my Monday start off with a laugh, Jed!
Damn funny! Pick up lines were always so cheesy.
Are your feet tired? you’ve been running through my mind all night.
I wanna pour barbeque sauce on you and work you like a rib. (yes, seriously)
I’ll let you figure out if they worked or not.
LOL! I was laughing so hard I snorted. At least people in my office already think I’m weird…
LMAO! My favorite was the first one. Good stuff! Fortunately no one has ever tried a pickup line on me…or at least, I’ve blocked it from my memory HAHA.
I miss this show!!! I completely forgot about it, but used to watch it all of the time. Can’t say I’ve ever been picked up with a Dr. Seuss rhyme, but think it’s pretty funny.
You must have stars on your underwear because your ass is out of this world.
I watched that show up until they took the reruns off of the air a few months ago. Like your clip today, some very funny stuff. Have a great Monday, Jed!
That was fantastic!! Your Monday humour is my Tuesday with the time difference and I needed that before work this morning
Aren’t they clever! How do they come up with rhyming lines like that so quickly!
Brilliant – they are awesome to be able to think so quickly on their feet!
These crack me up! The lines I’ve heard are not nearly as creative
I miss that show, those dudes were so freakin’ creative and smart. Did you know Colin Mochrie is Canadian?
This is hilarious!!! Great find! I loved the Drew Carey one.
Brilliant – and how on earth do they think them up so quick?! Actually, anyone who could make me laugh would have stood a little chance with me
LMAO this is hilarious! These guys are the best! I haven’t seen the show in years. Thanks for posting!
A guy held two melons up in front of his chest and asked me 1. Are they the right size. And 2. How long should he boil them so they’d be sure they were fully cooked?
No it didn’t work.
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