Monday Morning Humor
During my travels around this world I’ve seen and walked through my fair share of unusual stores and adult novelty shops, each with there own unique warning signs for those about to patronize the establishment. However, Cahoots in Salt Lake City might just take the cake with the following notice on their door:
Funny stuff if you ask me.
What is the most unusual store or warning sign you’ve seen?
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In my veterinarian’s waiting room there is a sign that reads:
“Unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy.”
It’s probably not original, but it gives me a grin every single time.
I guess it’s better than giving them Mountain Dew.
I guess I’ve always like the one I saw at a auto repair shop, “We’ll shock, tire and brake you.” I guess I need to explore more adult stores so I can have a more, um, well-rounded exposure to unusual store or warning signs, huh.
Eek, hitting a blank – will get back to you…
Mandy
Recently I saw a man begging at the bottom of an off ramp in Denver, holding a sign: Saving for a Hooker
More of a disclosure than a warning. Very unusual.
That is a unique one for sure. Honest but maybe too much information.
Now that’s a good one!
I’m always intrigued by warning labels on products. Like “caution these may be sharp” on the package of steak knifes, or “don’t use in the shower” on the box of the blow dryer I recently bought. Or how about on the packaging of peanuts “Warning, may contain nuts or processed in a plant packing nuts” !!
Seriously…if you’re buying nuts, why does one need a warning label?
That must have been one high-class novelty shop with clientele like that.
SLC is nothing but class.
I’ve no sign to describe but i cannot help but think of Eddie Monsoon’s courtroom rant about barriers to prevent “stupid people” from entering a busy roadway. Like your sign, too funny!
I’ve got the kids, now all I need is a chauffeur. xx
Haha! They have a very select clientele I can tell
what! Seriously- time to shop? a chauffeur? Love this too funny!
That is creative, for sure, Jed. We were at the cottage for our Civic Holiday long weekend so I’m a bit tardy commenting!
The funniest sign was something to the effect of ‘the more I drink, the more interesting you become’ in a bar at Blue Mountain, Ontario. And then there is the sign from NYC, “NYC: tolerant of your beliefs but judgmental of your shoes” http://kitcheninspirations.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/img_0970_blog.jpg
Love that one Eva!
Wow. That might be the highest class “specialty” shop out there. With the chauffeur? Sure, why not.
This one’s great Jed! My favorite warning sign was on one of those blow-up kiddie pools we had bought for our toddler. Once we blew it up (all five feet of it, and only ankle deep), we noticed a warning label on the side…NO DIVING! Really? Are we all idiots these days?!
No diving? LOL. Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers.
There was a pet store in Orlando whose sign read “Buy, Sell or Trade.”
How the hell do you trade in a pet?
I’m not sure if that is hilarious or tragic.